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Mayor Lori Lightfoot Spotted In The Chicago River

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Mayor Lori Lightfoot was identified just recently in the Chicago River. Some individuals even tried to assist this poor mayor out of the water however officials had to be called for a daring rescue. Just recently, Chicago residents have been to difficult on their charming mayor and this could be the factor why she decided to swim in the river.
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After a costly and long rescue the Mayor was given coast and authorities reported that it was just some old carp.
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Updated on Jan 11, 2022, 12:28 pm

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